Thursday, January 31, 2008

El-Train is a Heartless, Soulless, Corporate Pile of Shit!


While El-Train (a friend of Demented Tiger who sold his soul to the corporate devil, Calpine) sits in his apartment, fishing from his couch and drinking beer, this poor guy (read this link or you won't understand the post) is over at the YMCA trying to catch some zzzzz's while ping pong balls fly at his bunk. When El-Train will be moving into his new, nice, posh townhouse near downtown, this nice elderly gentlemen will probably be on his way back to Ohio with nothing to show for his trip to our fine city other than a huge Calpine footprint right on his ass.

If El-Train had any shred of decency left in his otherwise soulless being, he would pass a hat around Calpine and get this guy his $8,000 that he was told he would get. Or at least buy him lunch at the sandwich shop that he hides out in when it's raining. How do you live with yourself El-Train?

In other business news, kudos to Marathon Oil for having such a stellar quarter. That's really what the good old portfolio needed right now! And way to go Baker! That stock buyback program I got in on is really starting to pay dividends!


If you haven't already figured this out, the picture has nothing to do with this post. I just know what the readers expect.

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