We'll Hand You Your ASSES!

Hear that Jim and Zenger? You better bring your A game bitches! Because IT'S ON!

The Demented Tiger will post photos of Saturday's ass whooping along with a scorecard. Apparently photo evidence is the "in" thing right now, so I will gladly document the carnage that will take place in Katy on Saturday. It will surely get nasty. That is for Jim and Zenger.

For background purposes. The El-Train is a below average golfer with limited athletic capability. On the whole, is athletic capability actually consists of spinning without caution or control. It is a dominating move on the football field, but not necessarily beneficial when playing golf. The Demented Tiger, while athletic 10 years ago, is now pretty much limited to swinging a golf club once or twice a year.

Zenger and Jim both play golf more often than Demented Tiger and El-Train and are individually better players. HOWEVER! This will be irrelevent Saturday.

And this just in thanks to Demented friend Nelson. Brady's ass is fired. Here's to hiring former Florida Assistand and current Virginia Commonwealth Coach Anthony Grant. Dude would bring an up tempo style. He's a winner. Let's get him Skip!