Whoever created bodypainting is the inagural inductee into the Demented Tiger Hall of Fame. The second inductee is the individual who decided that body paint is an acceptable alternative for a bathing suit. This was an outstanding decision!
Ryan Perrilloux is a moron. This is not breaking news, just a reinfrorcment of what we already knew. He is likes to fight guy, likes to gamble guy, and likes to use counterfeit money guy. Apparently the only things that Perrilloux doesn't like is to go to class and follow team rules. It takes a special person to be able to blow an opportunity to not only to be the starting quarterback of the greatest football team on earth, but also the opportunity to make millions of dollars in the NFL and live a life of luxury. Instead, this guy will be living off of us in five years. I'm doubting at this point he will be a productive member of society. Les needs to can him now. Get him out of our locker room. He has no business wearing the Purple & Gold!
This leads Tiger Fans everywhere to wonder who our next option is at QB behind Perrilloux. Let me introduce you to Jarrett Lee. He is 6'2" and weighs 220 lbs. He has great arm strength, pinpoint accuracy and a quick release. He is considered a pocket passer but runs a 4.6 40-yrd dash so he's pretty fast. He is also known for making good decisions and placing tough throws. He's a red shirt freshmen, so you have to think that if he starts for four years we'll have a great QB by the end of his reign.
In technology news, you can feel free to buy that Blue-Ray DVD player now. Looks like Blue Ray will be the format of HD DVD that will be available, after beating out the appropriately named HD DVD. Or you can do like Demented Friend El-Train is doing and wait a year since Blue Ray DVD player prices will probably half of what they are now at that time.
Did I mention that Demented Tiger is a fan of BODYPAINTING?
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